When I'm Done ...

   Hello, author! I am 37, but I still live with my mother, my father remembered me 10 years ago, but he has not lived with us since 1997! I never use napkins - I found a blank for a pot of mineral water - it looks like a test tube, but it is wide and my penis goes inside freely and I cum without bursting out! I do it often at night when my mother falls asleep - we are in the studio and that's why I don't have a room! And then I go to the bathroom and pour the semen into a bottle of syrup, but it smells bad when I open it, because it takes months to fill it up! And especially in summer, when it's hot, the semen smells like we have a decaying carcass of a dead animal! I don't know why it smells like that, but I'm collecting it because one day I want to see how much semen I've collected, and once a bottle broke on the landing one summer that it stinks, we live on the 8th floor, we use a closet on our floor, and the neighbors were just wondering: "What is this stench?", "It smells like something bad!" I cleaned everything, but it still smelled, it's good that the window opens, but it smelled for another month! I have collected a few bottles and jars - such, laboratory, but the semen has already turned from white to brown! I'm just doing an experiment, and I have a bank from the old ones, with a bakelite cap from August 10, 2015! It turns out that I have about a liter, adding the other bottles and jars! Have you tried to collect your semen to see what will happen to it in time? Otherwise, when it evaporates in the air, it smells sweet and leaves a brown stain if you do not clean it immediately! And before I found the blank, I used a glass urinal for this purpose! That's where I know what semen smells like - sometimes I haven't cleaned it for days, but when it smells, I washed it basically - it was standing down next to the sofa where I sleep - now it is cleaned and stored in a safe place! It's just all part of the experiment! I don't keep a diary or take pictures, but if I decide, I will! And you find something - a jar, a box, so as not to leave traces - the semen will go inside and will not spray anywhere and you will not feel asshole! And the disinfection of the dishes is done with dissolved washing powder, trizone, bleach, but not concentrate - one tbsp. dissolved in a bottle of faith is quite enough! And the disinfection of the dishes is done with dissolved washing powder, trizone, bleach, but not concentrate - one tbsp. dissolved in a bottle of faith is quite enough! And the disinfection of the dishes is done with dissolved washing powder, trizone, bleach, but not concentrate - one tbsp. dissolved in a bottle of faith is quite enough!

   So small and already obsessed. When you start having sex, do it with a condom and end up in it, don't you remember? So the sheets will have nothing, the mattress too. :)))

   Now you take care of the mattress, and when you have a wife you will have to take care of her.

   3, I know that things sound like mania, but I released the topic to see how others look at things and how they proceed, so that I can change my way of acting and thinking. My problem is that the things I do just seem logical to me and I can't stop doing it. Otherwise, I thought of the condom, but when my girlfriend is more serious, I guess there will come a time when we will do it without! I will be glad if you express more opinions! :)

   I was reading and thinking what a crazy job ... until I read comment # 1.

   One is normal to do, but to collect in bottles, it does not seem normal to me!

   A psychiatrist should definitely speak on the topic, especially about what was written by №1. I'm not saying this to offend, you really both have serious diagnoses.

   I couldn't read number 1 until the end, I already had vomiting in the middle.

   You're very obsessed, take it easy, what are these crazy things you're talking about, author. You have nothing to worry about, you work hard

   Number 1, you're totally crazy!

   I am number 1! I want to set a record, so to speak, but not to announce it officially! And if I didn't collect the semen, I would never know that as time passes, it starts to smell like a carcass, and if you pour it somewhere, it will stink all year long, that it can do more if it is not cleaned and ventilated! I searched the internet for information, but except for infections in men, due to which the semen smells bad, I found nothing else! I repeat, this is part of the experiment I am conducting, and anyone can do it, nothing prevents them! I decided not to throw away the semen just like that, but to collect it, so what?

   The author is 8, comment # 1 I didn't write it, it also seems abnormal and disgusting to me. 9, I will be glad if you give a presumptive diagnosis, at least you will be useful. I look forward to more WELL-KIND comments.

   1. Make a paper funnel and empty into it. Then you throw it in the toilet. 2. You develop some obsessive psychosis. 3. You young generations are so shoddy that you can't do a check like people!

   Number 1, takes pictures, then makes an exhibition; you can also take pictures under a microscope at different stages of the experiment, you will become a modern artist!

   №1 - Jeffrey Damer, they have to come from the insane asylum in your apartment, take you out in underpants (or without underpants as they boil), force you into the ambulance and take you directly to the insane asylum, there you can see how much semen there is, and not in test tubes, but fresh and fresh, directly from the "spring". Fucking freak. To the author - author, what did you come up with, boy? From the air? !! You yourself are a big SPERM, the result of collecting sperm and eggs, which is called an embryo, honored a little. You have nothing to be disgusted with, and you are shaped by it, and your mother, and your father, and everyone in this world. However, with all due respect, collecting semen in flasks and tubes for years, collecting heads in the refrigerator, painting human skulls, and having sex with corpses is utterly perverse, illegal,

   Number 1 stole my points!

   hahaha number 1 made me laugh in a perverse way ... I gave 5 points with the hope that it was just a fabrication :) Author, when I lived with ours I constantly went to the bathroom to masturbate - precisely because I didn't want to stain sheets, mattress and tn. Back then, there weren't even smartphones and I was imaginative, now with porn available everywhere it's much easier. Most of the time I did my "work" directly in the shower.

   The author is, thanks for the comments and especially the 17 who gave some advice. I read more about it and I think it's a variation of OCD, because in addition to the usual checking symptoms and obsessive thoughts, the fear of spreading bacteria and body fluids has also been described. Maybe if things get worse I will consult a specialist. Until then, I will try not to get so obsessed. All the best!

   And why do you masturbate at all? When you do it less often, women go crazy over you. Read about NoFap.

   They will come to us when the nalums bloom, I just decided to share what I do, so the sperm will go into oblivion, so I started collecting it, but no one gave me an answer why, as time passes, it starts to smell like a carcass! I'm completely normal, I'm just experimenting! Whoever wants to think that way, I will not go down to his level, because whoever talks nonsense is uncultured for me!

   it's an acute compulsive disorder, your parents having sex and getting married with semen you think they clean the locks and keys of the lamps with wet wipes, semen is a human secret, nothing special like sweat and snot, get used to the smell and texture, though you are a man and you will have semen for the rest of your life, success with the treatment at a psychiatrist

   When I masturbate, I try to use napkins, but it has happened to spray a lot and I have soiled the sheets, I don't care much, even sometimes when I didn't have napkins, I emptied directly on the sheets.

   And then there is a stain on the sheet

   25, and great work