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The movie "Ronal Barbaren" is a Animation production. Director: Kresten Westbjerg Andersen, Torbjorn Kristoffersen, Philip Einstein Lipsky Actors: Anders Juhl, Hadi Ka-Kush, Lerke Winter Andersen, Brian Lucca, Lars Mikkelsen, Peter Audaren, Lars Bohm, Ole Testrup, Preben Christensen, Ole Ern has been produced with the budget of Budget: $ 3.2 million. After the series "Under the Sign ..." I have always believed in the artistic talent of the Danes. The careless confession of the cat Baglik
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At first, there was only darkness. Out of the Darkness this demon was born - very nasty, I'll tell you, uncle. But then he came out. out of the shadow of Kron - warrior warriors, keeper sacred sword, very real, I will say To you, boy! And he liberated humanity, and led him to victory. However, saal -- he was in real authority. So only Kron could have defeated him -- and won, at a cost your own life. And then human people drank the roofs of the savior of the Crown, and became fearless Vikings -- all in muscles like a teenager in pimples.
Earth. Our time. A small tribe of can barbarians lives for their own pleasure in a small town. Periodically barbarians gather and go to hike - just to stretch. Virtually all tribes are made up of Men and aunts - natural born Warriors. But there's one lousy one among them. sheep - a barbarian named Ronald. He's a shilling and It's a good time. Bad muscles, zero fearlessness, isn't it that he can move his brains. However, why Is it the viking brain? It's his job to fight!
Barbarians consider themselves completely safe -- they the best warriors in the world! Who's on them Will he attack at all? Unless there's one Masochist.
But then suddenly it turned out that there are still people to whom road power over all inhabitants surrounding villages and even the whole Earth. This is the frantic Volkazar - the owner unbreakable armor and a whole horde evil henchmen.
Volkazar with an army attacking a Viking village, some of the warriors are killed, the rest takes it prisoner. Ronald is a miracle saved, but he was gnawed at the idea that the village destroyed because of it -- at the time of the attack Volknara Ronald stood guard and did not managed to warn the tribe of the attack.
From shaman of the vile kind of Ronald learned that on Volkazar still has a government: his armor can pierce the legendary sword Krone. But where to get this sword - a puzzle cleaner than pythagorean pants.
However Ronald is a heady! Must at the end Finally, figure out what's what. He realized - and set off.
Together with Ronal travels a prodigal bard-musician Aliber. This is a young guy, concerned all sorts of sexual thoughts, languor and desires. That's why Aliber set off with Ronal -- in the hope that by way they'll come across all sorts of cute chicks, or maybe, if you're lucky, and Amazons that are famous nymphomaniacs.
However at the beginning of the journey, they only come across Sandra - a girl from the tribe of militants Aunts. Sandra's more into Ronal, rather than Aliber, so joins their squad.
So what's going on? to find the place where the sword is stored Crohn's, Ronald invites to his squad Elrik's elf - mannered metrosexual, which really doesn't make much use.
In the ways await them -- what? That's right - scary Adventure!
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Few unexpected, rather original and totally hooligan cartoon, made by Danish animators. Cost he's two pennies by Hollywood standards, that is a little more than three million (18 million Danish kroner). However, the quality of the image and all sorts of "Ronald the Barbarian" not so much different from the products Hollywood heavyweights - Dreamworks, Pixar, Disney - which stands far beyond a hundred Million. Well, let's say it looks, of course, simpler, but not a hundred million simpler.
It's not a movie for kids. He made more for teenagers and adults, because apart from the traditional physiological humor here is also there are all sorts of curly aunts, jokes about sex and so on - in In general, clearly not a children's option.
To unfortunately, the Danes seem to be so up end and didn't decide what they were filming - a sloppy parody or just a fun tale for adults. That's why there's both. that somewhat spoils the experience.
Parody moments - excellent, and parodied it's not "Conan the Barbarian" like you might think by name, and all sorts of animated pictures like "How Train Your Dragon" (about him remember first of all) and others.
Vikings - apparently, chuckles for the sake of - dressed in cool leather thongs in which clearly the scrotum stands out. This scrotum doesn't give rest some viewers who only now have it found out that the Vikings - Oh horror! - there is a scrotum, and that it daofinly delineated by these thongs. It's a pity I didn't guess. put a mortgage on one of the posts, author of which was particularly outraged that's the circumstance. I'd like to here to quote from there selected pearls, because it was just wonderful!
Plot the creators of the cartoon build on more or more less classic canons: botanical-looking protagonist, whose force in the brain, not in the muscles, supplied before you have to do the feat - he does it, because the spirit of his much stronger than the body.
Contrary tradition when chatty silly partners are attached just in time to real heroes, not nerds who They're silly on their own, here's Ronald. got a chatty partner who at times very funny, especially when he sings songs.
With an elf the idea in general was quite original: fucked-up elf-metrosexual with a very funny manner of speaking -- it's something with Something!
Public reaction to "Ronald the Barbarian" Very, very different. From solid delight and "rye, gy-gy, lol" (in mostly in teenagers) and low-key "Funny" (in an adult audience) before categorical rejection ("God, they have a scrotum") in prudes and people who just hate the humour of the kind Kind. The latter I'm actually good understand -- if you don't have a big cinematic experience and not get used to the existing latest twenty years of cinema trends, the likes of movies compared to every movie classic can seem Monstrous.
And here's Bublik and I. - already familiar. Not that we're in love. any vulgarity (no, they didn't love it) however, thongs on vikings and skaters Amazons with watermelon breasts to us seemed quite amusing. Creators pictures made a cool cartoon for adults -- we're to him that's how treated and even had fun.
Some the moments were very amusing, and in general the whole film turned out to be dynamic and alive, and the Danes proved that it is possible make cute cartoons literally For a penny. And besides, it's still breaking the stereotype, and Bublik and I love all sorts of hooliganism.
Individual compliments from the Volga Studio (they themselves are written as VOLGA), that produced Russian localization on a licensed DVD. "Volga" is famous for trying to translate make as close as possible to the Russian realities -- to make it clear what the "ha-ha" is, and I think they have that perfectly Manage. Also for voiceover they're like usually invite famous actors and showbiz figures, so that dubbing in The result is a very, very Quality.
In this case, Aliber's film was dubbed by Alexander Pushnoy, Volkazara - Nikita Jigurda, queen Amazons - Evelyn Bledance (originally, By the way, it was voiced by Brigitte Nielsen), and Gura sula is Sergey Shnurov.
Translated as usual, did great though some viewers didn't like it mention of Gazprom's corporates stas Amikhailova. Bublik and me. Liked. We believe that to stretch - so in full, or figs?!!
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Viking? Is that supposed to be funny? The convulsive lythes
That's a great cartoon!
Guys, well Free Jimmy here is not all overpowered yet ) It's almost frank thrash and banter of pure water, I personally loved (looked in the translation of Puchkov, he is an old cartoon and Dmitry voiced it perfectly). Not every adult in it will normally perceive to me 😄 Requires a very skeptical, cynical and cheerful attitude to life. I should reconsider, thank you for reminding me. The Danes are doing well, of course! Harness!
And what, I thought alone, that somehow with gay jokes in the cartoon a little overdoing?
The cartoon is made perfectly, I watched it with pleasure, but... There are quite weighty claims on the part of originality. From the moment the heroes appeared to the other sorcerer for advice clearly told acquaintances. Or rather remembered the beautiful, in my opinion, the film Your Highness (in our box office "Brave Peppers") In "Brave Peppers" two heroes - a brave prince and his brother - a voluptuous snootogo go in search of the princess kidnapped by the evil sorcerer Lizar. They come to the sorcerer, who turns out to be a nasty old man (sodomite-paedophile) and learn from him that once in a hundred years you can perform a terrible ritual that will allow the sorcerer to seize power on earth. And you can kill the sorcerer only with a sword from the horn of a unicorn, which is hidden by God, knows where. On Lizar's side are three witch mothers with magic co-ordinators that shoot fakeballs. In "Ronal a Barbarian" two heroes - a cowardly weak barbarian and his new friend - a voluptuous teenager go in search of barbarians, who kidnapped the evil Lord Volkazar. They come to the sorcerer, who turns out to be a nasty old man (unscrupulous, with hemorrhoids) and learn from him that once in ten thousand years you can perform a terrible ritual that will allow the lord to seize power on earth. And the Lord can only be killed with the sword of the Crown, which is hidden by God, knows where. On the Lord's side is a sorcerer with a co-hoof that bullets the fairballs. "Brave Peppers" - the characters stumble upon the Amazons in the forest, who captivate them and are going to kill, the heroes are saved by a brave independent warrior (Natalie Portman), who decides to join the heroes, because she also needs to find a sorcerer and take revenge on him. The heroine at first with contempt for the main character - rochle and even swears him bones, but the hero is husband and she falls in love with him. "Ronald the Barbarian" - the characters stumble first on a brave independent warrior who decides to join the heroes to find the barbarians and marry one of them. And then they run into a tribe of Amazons. The story with the Amazons here is solved in a different way, but also not original, because the Amazons and the "holiday of reproduction" were already in one of the series "Futurama." The heroine at first with contempt for the main character, but the hero is husband and she falls in love with him. The Danes borrowed more than just moves. The whole film is decided in a style close to Your Highness, where there was also salty humor, jokes on the topic of sex and genitals, metrosexuals, homosexuals and so on. And the claims from the "moral" part of the audience to Your Highness were of the same kind - "a stupid American comedy", although neither about stupidity, nor about any particular vulgarity there is no speech, there is a salty humor, which is used appropriately and in moderation.
I liked the cartoon. He, of course, is not childish, but he did not observe excessive vulgarity!
Or maybe you can't watch cartoons?....
1 to "Journey to Saturn." Also Danish and also completely carbon monoxide (and completely adult) cartoon.
I also advise you to look at "The Saga of Bjorn" (as it is called on kinozal.tv). Denmark, too. The graphics are so-so, but the idea is about the same. And only seven minutes.
Black Krok: I also advise you to look at "The Saga of Biorne" (as it is called on kinozal.tv). Denmark, too. The graphics are so-so, but the idea is about the same. And only seven minutes. The Bjorn saga is a masterpiece. looked and will be revisited. Fortunately, seven minutes 😄
Black Krok: I also advise you to look at "The Saga of Biorne" (as it is called on kinozal.tv). Denmark, too. The graphics are so-so, but the idea is about the same. And only seven minutes.
It seems to be a good cartoon, but it's very much the jumps between what they shoot interfere. And just a wild number of interesting ties, which did not develop that DV and Pixar uncharacteristic. It's fun to see, but... And a separate bummer, if before the movie watched the trailer. It's so tricky that the cartoon is comparatively, it's pale.
The dubbing is cool, yes. I would like to write more jokes invited someone from the same company (OSP-studio, for example), and then sometimes terrible dullness. But in general iwasvery.
When are Smurfs? There's a great cat:)
Speaking of Danes: Alex, you don't have a single review of Danish director Lars von Trier! You could appreciate, for example, his last one - "Melancholy."
Nathan.Adler: Speaking of Danes: Alex, you don't have a single review of Danish director Lars von Trier! You could appreciate, for example, his last one - "Melancholy." I'm not a fan of Trier. Although "Running on the Waves" - the film is strong.
Nathan.Adler: Speaking of Danes: Alex, you don't have a single review of Danish director Lars von Trier! You could appreciate, for example, his last one - "Melancholy."
I didn't expect a review of this cartoon. Somehow he's been very quiet on the rental. I also looked at it with pleasure; after the Expedition to Saturn, i already knew what to expect from the Danes. In some places with humor overfleus, but the overall impression does not spoil. The animation is done really well, that's just zandra pumped up. I don't even know why it turned out so badly, apparently, the animators gave all their strength to other heroes. Of the most liked moments - elves-guards, talking about the party and the cos and captivity of the Amazons, when poor Aliber at first almost went mad with happiness, and then - from grief that he is not the first to go to continue the family)))
The pancake is all advised. Now we definitely have to look!
Viking pants are very similar to those worn by bodybuilders.
"For a penny" and we have already learned to draw, take for example "Masha and the Bear", a great level of animation. It's not enough to do that, but for children it's the most
I apologize for not being in the subject (on the film) - I'm about Danish cinema in general and director Thomas Winterberg in particular. Recently i watched Subsoko - a great movie. In general, in the last 10-15 years "northern" - Swedish, Danish, German - cinema has somehow become more interesting "southern" - French and Italian. We recently had a themed poyet of German cinema (Vincent wants to the sea, go to yourself with God, etc.) - it's great.
Vulgar, sometimes funny, but generally liked. Especially when the elf shot at this huge demon and managed to miss. "I'm going to put out an arrow and fly it like a bird of 😄
yes, a funny cartoon, but again surprised the children of primary school age at the session - I would not have led mine. Alex, will There Be A Review on The Guard?
essa : And the Guardian will review? Watch without review, a good movie 😄
And the Guardian will review?
essa: yes, a funny cartoon, but again surprised the children of primary school age at the session - I would not have led mine. Alex, will There Be A Review on The Guard? Yes, that's right.
essa: yes, a funny cartoon, but again surprised the children of primary school age at the session - I would not have led mine. Alex, will There Be A Review on The Guard?
If it's not about cartoons from Pixar giants, maybe "Despicable Me" look? Very decent cartoon, with a large density of cool moments. For example, it begins with kind of such gags over proud Bedouins, American tourists, artistic values of countries from Egypt to China, the news industry - and all this in the first three minutes. Almost all the characters - bright characters, up to the dog of the main character. And on the parameter "the most pretty handy" - it is generally out of competition. "Megamind" was filmed on a similar theme, but I liked "Despicable Me" much more.
kaisa: If it wasn't about cartoons from Pixar giants, maybe "Despicable Me" look? Yes, that's right.
kaisa: If it wasn't about cartoons from Pixar giants, maybe "Despicable Me" look?
I liked the film, even very much! And Elrik is a direct trait from the hero of the fantasy cycle Michael Murcock - Elrik Melnibone - the prince-albino, eternally sick and unable to live without broth from medicinal herbs.
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Thank you very much Alex for the tip, with pleasure watched the cartoon on "Premier" and was happy for the Danish cinema. Thank goodness, no hollywood political correctness, reckless drive, normal approach to family values as opposed to. Fun, easy, funny parody moments, coolly filmed. Upd. I looked in translation, but, fortunately, I did not hear any mentions of Gazprom and a certain S.Mikhailov. Am I lucky, or was the translation just correct?