My Girlfriend Has No Sense Of Humor

   your jokes are rude, a woman needs flattery sometimes, kind words not to explain to other women how beautiful they were

   Maybe you don't, I know ...

   Do you call this sense of humor? : D

   First of all, it's not even flat humor of yours, because what's so funny about cracking nonsense like Bai Ganyo and listening for encouraging reactions. Under flat humor, which is one level above yours I mean - in kindergarten, where someone says "dick" and everyone bursts out laughing. Talking this nonsense to your girlfriend puts her in an awkward position, that's why - If she shows up "broadly tailored" and laughs ostensibly happy, you will no longer stop in the quarrels with the famous women, man :) and she must diligently dare you dare to pass for a real man like your friends. However, if he decides to honestly show that he will not pass the joke and reacts as he does now - he passes directly into the column congested, without humor and so on. Do you understand now that your behavior is abnormal, because in both cases you provoke stupid reactions. There is NO NORMAL reaction to abnormal behavior. Your tactics are very close to that of a troll and an emotional vampire - this is a person who steps on people's corns to watch them. God forbid he does it in the form of a joke - then things get complicated and rough. "Humor" is always focused on delicate topics where there is no room for laughter. It's actually aggression. By the way, I know two or three like you - they slap whatever comes to mind, cross all boundaries, insult and crush others without hesitation, and if they quarrel or go to beat them - immediately turn the plate: JOKE, BE, WILLY, you humor Don `t you have??? Pathetic ;) God forbid he does it in the form of a joke - then things get complicated and rough. "Humor" is always focused on delicate topics where there is no room for laughter. It's actually aggression. By the way, I know two or three like you - they slap whatever comes to mind, cross all boundaries, insult and crush others without hesitation, and if they quarrel or start beating them - they immediately turn the plate: JOKE, BE, WILLY, you humor Don `t you have??? Pathetic ;) God forbid he does it in the form of a joke - then things get complicated and rough. "Humor" is always focused on delicate topics where there is no room for laughter. It's actually aggression. By the way, I know two or three like you - they slap whatever comes to mind, cross all boundaries, insult and crush others without hesitation, and if they quarrel or go to beat them - immediately turn the plate: JOKE, BE, WILLY, you humor Don `t you have??? Pathetic ;) don't you have humor ??? Pathetic ;) don't you have humor ??? Pathetic ;)

   My ex has teased me many times in the same way and I even cut him short to see how far he will go ... Well, the result was that I came out absolutely naughty ... Is there any pleasure for you men at all? !!

   Don't worry, it's not just you. In general, talking to women is like walking in a minefield, it's really very tiring, you don't know at what point you can explode. And they are always looking for some hidden subtext and intent which in all cases aims only to offend and humiliate them. Sometimes I feel like I need a dictionary. For a woman, what you say is not what you say, sometimes I was amazed at what I "actually wanted to say" without even suspecting it. I don't know, maybe not all women are like that, let other men say so, but this is my experience. BV

   Yes, it's not about humor, that's why - nowhere did I see in your sketch self-irony and an element of surprise :) For example, if he had told his girlfriend: "Yesterday I talked for an hour with a beautiful woman, but I never It happened in spite of the efforts, oh thank God, because he turned out to be a man "- then I guarantee you, not only your girlfriend, but we would also laugh at you from the bottom of our hearts.

   Your girlfriend is right. How can you talk to her about other women and how beautiful they were ....; (

   Is this your so-called "sophisticated humor", in my opinion not your girlfriend, you don't have a sense of humor

   Your boyfriend is right, tell that to a woman and you're killed. In fact ... her reaction was mild. I would probably smile at you and tell you to fuck the woman in the interview and put up with your humor. By the way, it will be insulting for her to take her out in front of a whole site with strangers, a freak who doesn't understand you and is slimy because she is tied up in light gossip. The girl feels something for you, which woman in love (or loving) will enjoy listening to her partner and dealing with others (even if it's just a joke). If you ask me, she is very good with both her mind and her sense of humor. And out of pure female curiosity - When did you tease your friends that you won't sleep with them and like them more because of a woman ???

   You were bored, friend! ,,

   It's not your fault, girl, it's hard to call it your sense of humor. Hers is more like that. Tighten up a bit.

   I want to see your humor when your girlfriend comes back from a party and tells you that she danced for an hour with someone who pushed her to slower music. That's how she felt his cock - quite big and nice and she really liked it. And when you ask sadly - "what, don't you like small dicks anymore ??", she answers generously - "no, I just don't like the other small dicks, yours is an exception"

   I would not allow a person who has no sense of humor and no joke. I like to be surrounded by cheerful people who know how to have fun. Your girlfriend is a hammer. And your joke is stupid and not really a joke. Two people should be able to tell each other everything, even who they like or excite. And she is furious and angry at total nonsense. Yesterday a friend told me how he gave a dress to his boyfriend during the holidays, she of course with the dress, make-up, with a hairstyle. He complimented her on how beautiful she was, and she screamed at him and got angry, as if only I was beautiful. I don't know what simplicity and squid this is. Bad

   Bad, if your friend regularly serves you revelations that definitely do not bring fresh air into your relationship, and you accept them normally - then you are gyon surat, with an apology. The hammer is you, do you understand?

   15, no IF. I would not allow myself to have a friend who does not bring fresh air into our relationship. By the way, what does gyon surat mean? Bad

   It seems that only feminists have written here ... What is human humor? !! The right word is a joke! There is no need to giggle and laugh, the goal is to provoke his partner from something that is elementary and does not make real sense ... to become a more interesting kind! The problem is that she is too limited and does not have enough self-confidence, and this has given her the inclination for the reaction and has strengthened the effect in her! Man, it won't be easy for you with her ....! M29

   Number 17, you must be one of the cheerful laughing young people who love to make them monkeys :)) Everyone would like to have a friend like you with whom to hang out on sensitive topics with impunity :) Thank you

   apparently people have different understandings of humor. author, no matter what we think, the problem is that you are on different waves with the girl. who said what, but actually what he wanted to say, in the end the horse is by the river. if you fight like that for every word, I don't see you together for long.

   I just could not understand 17, and why he should provoke his girlfriend and what is interesting to him "Yesterday with what a beautiful woman I met at a job interview, she was very nice, we talked for an hour." It's annoying, with goal jealousy! On the contrary, the girl is not limited at all, she just keeps to herself and the respect she should receive!