Ladies - Your Favorite Lies? :)

   I'm tired.

   I'm a bastard, I'm not lying! You don't seem to tolerate all the truths. But I don't sleep, on the principle "I'm a real godfather in the eyes" and I'm ok. Yes, many people do not tolerate me because of this, while others respect me for exactly the same. What I know for sure is that there are no people around me who like to live in lies, hypocrites, manipulators, liars. Yep ... I'm so nasty!

   Surely no one will believe me, but I stopped lying a long time ago so as not to offend anyone. If someone invites me on a date or wants to meet, I just say I don't want to and I'm not interested. Who will try to think and draw water from 10 ravines so as not to affect the feelings of a (stranger)? Personally, I'm bored ... and it seems more offensive to me than to cut it directly. On the other hand, in 90% of cases they are felt and become even more naughty.

   Well, out of courtesy, I wouldn't tell an idiot like the author of this topic that he disgusts me! I have a great sin in my soul, I do not tell the truth in this case, I just think it ...

   "I don't want a relationship" - translated as "I like you, but not enough to maintain a serious / intimate relationship with you, but I don't want to offend you". "I'm confused ... I need time" - "At first I liked you and I looked" in love "because I was lonely, but you're not the person for me" "Yes .. and I miss you" - "I don't miss you, but I have time for losing and you're nice company at the moment "" You're pushing me, I need personal time for myself "-" I don't want to commit to you and give you unnecessary hopes, but I like to see you twice a month when I'm bored. "" I'm fine "-" I'm mad, do something! "" You're very kind, gentle, but we have a dissimilarity in character, I don't want to hurt you "-" You're too soft, boring and you don't hold your position, I don't find you a reliable man and partner, but you're great for a girlfriend, but I'm not telling you because I'm sorry to offend you because you're sensitive "" I've never felt so happy with someone "-" I just caress your ego "" Of course I love you more than my ex and he was a mistake, you're smarter, sex is unique, just a dream "-" I caress your ego again "" I have a friend, I'm sorry, otherwise you're very nice "-" I'm alone, I'm looking for a man, but I don't like you. "" No one has turned me on like this "-" ego, ego, ego "" You're different from others "-" I'm just flattering you to make you feel special "" We don't have common topics of conversation "-" I'm bored "" Did you write to me? Two days ago? Really? Sorry

   If I don't like the man, and he shows some interest in me and doesn't leave me, I lie to him that I'm a lesbian. They tie because I have short hair and a boyish demeanor.

   and it's a direct truth) Let's leave (if anyone is with me), because there are a lot of unpleasant people here! I hope I was useful to you! :)

   I, like most women, would never say the number. I'm 44, it's normal to have had a lot of men, but if you tell yourself how many there are, you get a label right away.

   "It doesn't matter." And "Anyway.", Said in situations where everyone cares that it doesn't matter and anyway.: D Otherwise I'm not lying. According to some, I am naively honest. The rule applies to me: "Right, godfather, in the eyes!". g

   I behave differently. Some I lie to, others I am honest with. It depends who provoked what emotions in me ... I wondered why you started this topic ... maybe because you are a masochist? In the sense that someone refuses you something or just rejects you, then what's the point of digging deeper, since in this way you are immersed in super negativism? I advise you to let your colleagues and employees do their job calmly, and not to push and annoy them - they are still at work.

   Regarding comment number 10: if I don't want to answer a question (any question), I just don't answer. It is! Number 11

   To number 10, and would you tell me, it's completely anonymous here, and even if I stick the label on you, it won't matter? How normal is it for you to be 44, how much is it (for me 44 is a lot, but for someone else it is normal)? I have always been interested not how much, but how and why, I was even more interested in the reasons for the separation? Nobody said everything had to be poured out at once, Scheherazade knew how to feed curiosity and that's why she survived - properly dosed sharing is healthy for the relationship, "spilling" a pile of information can lead to frustration, fumbling doesn't always help - Doubts arise, and there is hardly a person who wants to be lied to. To the author of the topic I will say that one of the biggest female lies I have heard is "I never lie", the next in the ranking is "I hate to be lied to the most" - on the contrary, women want to be lied to and for that they cling to even the most ridiculous lies. Should I open the topic of what and how men lie, that we seem to be more skilled liars.

   Abe, I don't know who is lying more n14, but this with Scheherazade as mentioned - she knew how to feed the curiosity and that's why she survived ... Well, do you think you are so scary and special, about King Shahriar, that various women even try to feed your curiosity (instead of you trying). Your mother may have made you feel this way, it may be for another reason, but it would be good to come down to earth. And why did you let a fly get in your head, that every woman has rushed to get into a serious relationship .... And why do you think that women do not have sex just because of sex, as men do? I think it's time to get out of deep Provence. And what's so interesting about what was the 'reason for the separation', don't you think that with such interests you are like a bored housewife who watches Turkish and Indian series? About the statement ' I never lie 'you're right - it's an absolute lie, whether it's told by a woman or a man. But for the other 'I hate to be lied to the most' they are wrong, everyone hates to be lied to. The fact that you observe how different people are lied to is because they are just naive and easily trusting, for which we do not need to make fun of them, much less malicious (which I feel in you).

   I do not lie to my colleagues and clients. And annoying people usually manage to get rid of them without even having to talk. In rare cases, in one word, said in an appropriate tone.

   hoho, numbers 6 and 8, you are dangerous. Number 6 this "You are very kind, gentle, but we have a dissimilarity in character, I do not want to hurt you" - "... I do not find you a reliable man and partner," I ate this ... not quite with "you are very nice ", but with a hint of" unpromising ":-) The girl took the promising one then / she was much ahead of me, I was still breaking through /, supposedly she didn't marry for love, but on account and then her account turned out crooked. And now her man just lubricate him, there is not even a word to describe the difference. I've seen her a few times in the last 15 years - she generally said she ruined her life and made a mistake, but it's too late for a wrist. The topic is about lies, ok, but ladies - think before you lie!

   Lately it is very fashionable to say "I have a serious friend, but he is now in another city / country / continent / planet"

   Most often I lie to my husband about my personal purchases. I buy something expensive and lie that it is a gift from a friend or my mother. I don't know why I do it at all, he didn't make any remarks to me ... Women's work

   I was up to number 14 with many men, but divided by the years in which I have sex, there are a little more than 3 a year, so from this point of view they are a little

   From number 6 number 17, every woman has different criteria for a "reliable partner", but it is certainly not all about financial status. My quote was: "You are too SOFT, BORED and do NOT hold your position, I do not find you a reliable man and partner, but you are great for a girlfriend, but I do not tell you because I am sorry to offend you because you are SENSITIVE ". I don't know how you made the connection with "marriage on account" and if in your case it was so ... I dare say that it is far more common for men to be rejected because they are lazy, stupid, shy, unsupported, uninitiative and as a result of these facts, they are also financially dependent on their parents or are simply unskilled and low-income, making no effort to develop (excluding students and people with recurring problems who are still trying). In such cases, many men think they left them because they had no money, and in fact this is just one of many reasons, not the root of the problem. I don't particularly want to go into explanatory mode, but let's say that there are women and men who marry on account, but every moderately intelligent person judges his partner by a set of qualities and can calculate whether the man has potential without takes into account his financial situation. A matter of priorities. PS "The topic is about lies, ok, but ladies - think before you lie!" - Not only do I think, but I have invented / considered the possible developments of the dialogue, as well as the answers that I will give depending on the answer / questions (and this happened three days before the conversation itself), so don't worry. PS 2. Please do not accept my comment as an attack.

   In order not to repeat the above confessions about the lies, some of which I also use, I will list only those that I have not seen here in the arsenal of other authors. Yes, we women use codes. These are not exactly lies, but a diplomatic softening of the message. 1. "I bought it straight out of money!" That means, "Man, since you can't think of getting a new jacket and dragging yourself with rubbed elbows like a tramp, I had to part with a third of my salary, but if I tell you, you will shake my head, because you have no idea of ​​the prices of clothes. " 2. "I have prepared a light and healthy dinner." Understand: "We met a friend and sat down to drink coffee. So, sorry, dude, but tonight I'm going to have stewed zucchini because I didn't have time to make moussaka." 3. "I had a terrible day, I had a fight with the bosses, I was angry with my colleagues, cuts are being made ... "In translation:" Let's not talk about your crazy office and how tired you are, because I also go to work if you haven't noticed. "4." Your mother is such a nice woman. Imagine: she decided to visit us for Easter and even invited your aunt, your uncle and your cousins ​​with their husbands and children. "In response, I hear:" Horror! And you accepted? !! No way! Tomorrow I call to tell her that we will travel on holidays and I wanted to surprise you, but at the last moment something will "fail" and we will stay at home. "5." I think I'm depressed , I cry all the time, I have no strength for anything, will you just hug me - to calm down and fall asleep? “Understand,‘ I’m not having sex tonight. ’6.‘ Please, I don't want any birthday presents. If you insist so much, take something symbolic, but original. "Of course I want a gift, but if he buys me garden shears again, I'll cut his carotid artery with it. 7." I don't need help in the kitchen! Don't touch anything, rest! “Understand,‘ Come out, log, mow the lawn, and don’t come to the beer fridge in half an hour because you’re annoying me and you’re not doing anything useful. ”8.“ You were the soul of the company last night, but, darling, maybe not You have to be so obsessed with the conversation another time. "Translated:" Get drunk like a pig and don't give people a word to exchange with each other to listen to your nonsense about how you will run for president. "9." Today I'm on one yogurt and I plan to last at least another two weeks. "I mean," Please, Well, man, tell me I'm not fat, mooooool you! "10." Be careful in the picture, because I will leave you, and for a woman like me they will line up! "This is the most dangerous lie, because at the same time I think, 'I forgive you everything, darlings, just don't leave me, because I'm going to die like a poor divorced loner and people will feel sorry for me.' they are not lies, although they are in fact really wrong statements. It's just that people often use coded messages. My husband also lies. If he says, "Rumen's clogged sink, I'm going to help him," I know perfectly well that the sink and I can unplug myself for 10 minutes and that the idea is for the two of them to snore and watch football until one at night. But I say, "Oh, what a pity! Go quickly to help the man, I'm thinking of going to bed early anyway!

   Number 24, you make me very happy, I sincerely hope that you live happily with these "lies" - I say this quite seriously. However, I am learning from point 6 - I have pushed myself with such unnecessary expenses that I get angry at my unhealthy thinking. Again, I ask my question quite seriously - what to take as a base, a bouquet of BGN 25 perfume of BGN 50, a gold ring for BGN 200? Obviously I was a big idiot because in addition to the above, I pushed to give a pair of scissors for branches (about BGN 120), a bakery (about BGN 150), a branch crusher (about BGN 180), concrete paths to the house (about BGN 250). ) - I have nothing to say about the little things, but when I give a clay pot as a gift, I don't think that now you have to make me a leg of lamb or kapama.

   Abe, we need to open a topic here "What do women want for their birthday?". We dilute the conversation about the lies, but I will answer you, number 25. Perfume of 100 leva! This is the right choice, according to the "menu" you set out. Otherwise, for the New Year, for example, you can shine with 20 leva. You start shooting the lady as if for the moment, and then in some photo studio they make you a calendar with her photos - a different frame for each month. But only her, not general photos! And you hang it on the wall. He will die of fun! And all her friends will envy her. You see, the gift must scream: YOU are the most beautiful, YOU are the top, YOU are irresistible! And then do what you want: drink beer with the avers, go to matches, it doesn't matter, she is already happy. But if you give me a bush cutter (even though I need one!), I hope you find bushes, in which to hide, because I will avenge you in a terrible way. I don't discuss the casserole at all.

   And why is it necessary to give a woman a crusher for branches, concrete paths and a clay pot, may I ask, number 25?

   I will try to answer 26 and 27 at the same time because their questions are similar and nice. First let me clarify that my girlfriend is cheesy, and I twice. To drive her in the order of the numbers - I tried perfume, but she does not use such cosmetics, in ten years she has lost 2-3 times, ie the perfume has dropped out as an option. The idea with the calendar can be realized very easily, I just gave a birthday spotlight, which lights up when someone passes by it at night, it remains to connect the camera to the lamp - in a year I will have a set of photos in all seasons , it remains to sort them and go to print. We have long understood that flowers are most beautiful when they are at their roots - I have seen her grieve when the bouquet withers and must be discarded, not that I make no exceptions sometimes, but we mainly plant flowers in the garden, more precisely, she plants, and from me the hole as a gift. A few more clarifications to satisfy the curiosity of 27 - we do not live together, she has a commitment to sick parents, and I to an elderly mother. It's easy for me, I live in the center and everything is asphalt and tiles, it's not like that, the house has never reached the level of sidewalks, so to go outside you get dirty in the mud 30-40 meters, and then you go to work or a walk like a cooper returning from the levels - the concrete walkways were more important than a dinner at an expensive restaurant. After her parents climbed the garden, it remained on my friend's shoulders - if you are not armed to the teeth with equipment, you can't store it, so the moto-cultivator, the quality tools, the drip, etc. appeared. The casserole is a completely different thing an old house is also old and generally unusable, and the good stew is in a good dish - I would not say that we are who knows what cooks, but we like to experiment, so Bansko kapama appeared, cabbage sarma with minced meat in a casserole, for lamb, chicken, liver and "general with cabbage, Mr. Pig "I will not comment on slow cookie either. I hope I was comprehensive - we make such gifts. With 26 we agreed - I will not give her a bush cutter, even on my knees to beg in the other topic, and in the bushes I will not hide - I run pretty fast. Now I give you the microphone, and whether you will talk about your favorite lies or gifts is a matter of your choice - I will be happy to listen to your speeches.

   In my opinion, n25 is a 45-55 year old uncle.

   Boy or girl 29, let's not offend "uncle" and "aunt", because, kaka, at the age of 45-55 a person is in a wonderful active age, at which, in addition to vitality, he already has a mind. And so we return to the subject of lies, because they also require a mind. I sometimes lie about the complexity of a task. I have noticed that men overexpose their employment. He comes home and starts at the door with the topic of how tired he is, how hard his work has been, how vile his colleagues are, and so on. And I did the same thing today, my nerves broke too, but not only did I last, but in the meantime I went shopping, turned on the washing machine and cooked, and he fell like a liver on the couch and said "Give!". That's why I lie about the things he doesn't understand, and they are all in the kitchen. If I've served basic steaks with mushrooms and cream, I begin to tell at length and in detail exactly how this dish is prepared. My husband paws and looks at me with respect, because he has no idea and thinks that I am almost an alchemist (words like cumin, breadcrumbs, puree, blanching, etc. are like Chinese to him). Then he's just embarrassed not to at least wash the dishes after I've done such a sensual feat.