I See Figures

I see geometric shapes - everywhere, circles, squares, rectangles, triangles - I am most afraid of triangles because they are a symbol of evil. And yesterday a pentagram appeared to me - while I was sitting in the toilet and akah. And suddenly-Aaaaaa, what happened to me !! I stumbled, dropped the newspaper, missed everything. The devil in front of me, red, cheeky and smug, looks at me and asks: - "What work are you doing here, kid?" - "Azz ... Akam. -Akash ?! Akash ?! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! You are the greatest nothingness in the world, you don't deserve to live. "" Why? " Yes, you are evil. ”And a horn sprouted from his head, which later formed into a knife, tore it from his forehead, and handed it to me. in the head? -No, in the abdomen to make it more painful. -Yes, my lord. So I stabbed myself in the stomach, but instead of dying, I bled terribly and at first it seemed terribly painful, but then I started to lose consciousness due to the loss of blood and I fainted. Then the Devil opened a time portal in space and time, with the help of which he transported me to Hell. It was fiery, hellishly hot, it smelled like a barbecue, but not just any barbecue, but HUMAN !!! A living man was spitting at me and moaning, "Lord, please take me out of this torment, let me die." The devil heard these pleas and extended his life by only a few minutes to make him suffer even more. The man uttered his last words: "Why?" And died in hellish torment. The devil went to a giant furnace, from which flames came out freely, around which the rest of his subjects lined up and said, "It's time to eat." With these words, he overturned a cauldron from which poured a huge amount of lava, intestines, molten human bones and skulls and said: "Eat!". Like pigs, they pounced on the mash of freshly ground human flesh and a burning mass of volcanic stones and began to splash, meanwhile emitting their typical demonic sounds "ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." The sounds echoed through hell, growing into millions of echoes that amplified the sound of laughter. And I just watched, and with bloody tears, I begged him to spare me. -Please, I will do everything not to send me to hell! -Everything? !? -Yes, everything. -Will you give me a blowjob? -Yes, Devil, just don't send me to hell !!! - I roared. So I did the humiliating act of falling, from which my eyes watered and I gritted my teeth so as not to hurt me, as you know — and that work of his was fiery to the glow. He laughed with a gleeful laugh worthy only of a horror movie and told me, "You are pathetic, so pathetic that even with snails you can't crawl, you're nothing," after opening the portal. and warned me "I'll be back for you, you bastard!". I went back to the bathroom where I was doing my job, but I thought I had finished it there out of fear. I was not on my own. I remembered his words again and cried and sobbed, but I knew they were true. that even with snails you can't crawl, you're nothing. "after opening the portal and warning me" I'll be back for you, you garbage! "I went back to the bathroom where I was doing my job, but I thought I had done it there out of fear. I wasn't on my own. I remembered his words again and I cried and sobbed, but I knew they were true. that even with snails you can't crawl, you're nothing. "after opening the portal and warning me" I'll be back for you, you bastard! "I went back to the bathroom where I was doing my job, but I thought I had done it there out of fear. I wasn't on my own. I remembered his words again and I cried and sobbed, but I knew they were true.