I'm tired, I have the feeling that only nonsense happens to me. I usually walk with my head bowed on the streets, various sunny young people shout at me "hey shy", and I just walk with my head bowed not out of shame, but simply because I'm so crazy and if I don't look at my feet I will either stumble or step at an angle. I keep watching and paying attention, and in the winter I regularly fall on my ass in the precipices, and in the rains I just have fun - out of all the goals I score in the biggest one, and the worst thing is that I know it's there and I'm walking and making plans that I have to cross on the opposite sidewalk so as not to step into the goal. However, as I walk and plan, I am already slapping happily in the goal and this is repeated. On top of that, I'm a driver's favorite, even in the rain, be it when crossing a footpath, they press the pedal at full throttle and whistle invitingly to stop me on the hood of the car. But that's not all, a colleague lives in the neighborhood where I live, he has two hunting dogs and a Labrador. The Labrador simply adores me, jumps and barks viciously with joy as I stop to exchange 1-2 stories with my colleague. And it is as if some supreme forces intervene and always meet me with him. To clarify - one day I passed the boulevard, I meet them and I say to myself tomorrow I will return passing through the secluded streets of the neighborhood to avoid a romantic meeting with the Labrador, but he surprised you - Areschu spat at me. And let me not tell you about a parrot that constantly curses me in the morning and evening. I'm not crazy - 2-3 steps in front of me there is a woman, the parrot is silent, I pass by and you hear "fuck you ... in the mouth, From a young age, such nonsense always happens to me and I endure ridicule, and I think it will be like that until I die. Let me know if such things happen to you
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Very interesting story. I laughed out loud, and that rarely happens to me. :) You're cute. Thank you for setting my mood. Be happy!