From The Beginner Prisoner's Handbook

Everything here is real and experienced! It sounds humorous but it's terribly real and tragic! Well, let's go .... ... Here, brother, in the detention center under the Hills, there is only one law "The Law of Universal Nasty" Have you heard of it You will not hear, but to see you will hardly succeed. You ask me why ??? Very simple! You have just arrived (there are also such excursions in the depths of the Motherland) you sign a declaration that you are still human. St. Peter jingles contentedly with the keys and takes you to Heaven. There is no way out of it !!! In the morning, under convoy, still asleep, they escort to the local landmark "00" and the long wait begins. You lie down, puff, and wonder if the detective has decided to take last year's leave as well. The lawyer is making repairs in the office and he needs money, but it's not time that you also need money for cigarettes. Because brother, apart from smoking all day, no other extras are offered! You lie locked around the clock and wonder "Abe, I read somewhere that the program also offers a box (air walk), but the only box you can do is in the cell with three and one deck of cards of course drawn (the action takes place in August 2006) ................................................ ......................... Good morning bro! We came to life! Well we didn't see each other because you're behind the other door but at least we can communicate by voicemail when " the piccolo "is not in the corridor. How are you, honey? You don't have cigarettes?!? The familiar picture! After the street action and the stay in the district, you're done. But the question is how to give it to you ... I'll make it up, I'm an old crime !! !! "Seniors ..." "Say it. "Senior, I have a hot request backed by two iced beers "(aaaaau what a luxury in the desert) In the end, the two dream cigarettes are with you !! "Now hit a rock here. No, I don't poke my nose, but that's not my dream !!!" What am I here for? This is already a problem for the magistrates! Abe bro, why don't you make your life easier?!? Well, I said cheerful and you threw yourself into doing a circus! Pass the stage fever and pretend to be walking! It will not happen !! I think I overdid it !!! As far as I remember, Mother Teresa died, but it's not me !!! ОПАААА! There's Operation Respect tonight. And don't you know what it is? Listen carefully then !!! In the evening! You relax after another bump and stare blankly at the ceiling two feet above your head. Keys jingle, doors slam. I hear a woman's voice in the hallway and I shiver. Let's go through the Komatevo knot again! Le le !!! They open our door. What now!!!!?!? I look at the sergeant smartly and he grins under his mustache! On the threshold stands another priestess of love Torn, startled, with a face "I'm not from here and I'm for a while!" But this little is 72 hours and there is a lot of time until Monday! Zavaliyka smokes imported cigarettes but has nothing! For a mile it smells of stale goods. Well, it's not a pain to die - I'll give her panties soap too and I'll try not to get nervous! EEEEEEE a lot of Respect at once. Tonight they have decided to overfulfill the plan! I think it will come in a lot :) :) :) The door opens menacingly with a bang "Senior, we will put this one on the ground and the other one ??? The other intertwines his legs, for the first time an empty gaze in the narrow space and targets the lower bed. On the bed lies a woman who never understood how this happiness came to her! Guess who will get up because another beetle turns out to be intoxicated by the visor !!! Now we have raised it !!! Tonight I managed to learn the tariffs of the Ring Road and to see in reality (wherever I was asleep) a drug addict in abstinence (I hope I'm not spelling correctly)! Hell under the Hills !!! It's scary and very smelly! In the morning I have dark circles under my eyes. I have a date !!! A spark in the darkness! My loved ones don't know that these 45 minutes are life for me !! I shake off all the crap, smile and leave. Then I will think of him ....... Come on, little birds, mom is back !! I try to lift the skinny creature (he doesn't know yet that if they send him to the Pension for Noble Sluts - Sliven will become like an elephant) but it shows no sign of life. Calm down baby! In two days everything will be fine! My poor mother does not know that the boxes of liquid chocolate and sweet daughter and can not try because there was such a miracle as "drug starvation" Halal to them! Damyan Damyanov has written wonderful poems "Only the giver has ..." Hopefully !! Calm down, brother, you will survive! I survived and so will you! The window in the hallway is next to my cell. Down there is Plovdiv! I can smell the native streets, I can hear the noise of passing cars. The church is near the arrest and I hear the bells! God, whatever I have done, leave scars in my soul! It is good that a person is not made of iron (and iron has a melting point) and can withstand. Give me the strength to go home with the little goodness left because these are empty talk about repairing in prison !!! Prison doesn't fix you, it crushes you, and whoever can't stand it hard! Pure delusion !!! People, keep your pockets from the Kaldarashki again because when they go out they steal "Smarter ..." Mothers, tremble for your children because when they go out they catch up with the lying year with new strength. Plasterers, murderers of our children, rejoice because there is no such thing as "Former drug addict". Well, if you are caught and taken for a "5-minute report", it will cost you many years. But nothing, there is a supreme court that forgives the killers. Our system is "Four, four ... oppa-two" And the most important thing is that there will be work for the officers. And they feed the children! Two different worlds, but so intertwined that sometimes you don't know if you're the criminal or the one who unlocks your door. The corruption here is called "Let me do you a favor with barter :( :( :() Well, that was a brother! I hope you manage to return home alive and well after such an excursion !!