Excitement And Desire

Hi, I've been quite relaxed lately. Work-sleep-work ... I have taken the pleasures to a minimum, not that I have much time left. I just work 24 hours a day. Lately, I'm starting to feel the need for sex more and more. Especially when she saw her colleagues at work, especially the boss's secretary. She is always smiling with a short skirt and a slit, through which the bikini is bent and visible. I will ejaculate if I watch her for a long time. Although he's at least 40, if I fall ... And not just the other colleagues, oh especially the appetizing minions, as I'm 190 tall. I can only imagine fellatio for half an hour in position 69. There are several controllers of my age on the bus, around 20-25. most are the size of a B + bra. I am gorgeously aroused. Here is my Application for a "job", accompanied by a motivation letter for a future candidate, to satisfy my Instinct - To serve: Potential female employer between 18 and 50 years REQUEST from the Author, 21 years old, single, not convicted (for now), no children, financially insured, in good physical, parts and mental health Dear Ms., Please be appointed as a serious friend and permanent sexual partner with a probationary period specified by you. In support of this request, I enclose a sexual CV and a cover letter. I am ready to provide recommendations from former employers upon request. I sincerely hope that my request will be granted! Sincerely, Author 2013 SEXUAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY? Name: Author? Gender: M? Marital status: single, no children? Sexual orientation: heterosexual Work experience: As a child I experienced what many boys experienced in their carefree childhood, namely, Uncle Doctor's game with the village cousins. Although this very early period may have nothing to do with my lover's education and professional skills, right there in the countryside, I first encountered the secrets of female anatomy. I found many significant and very startling differences.

The poor cousins ​​lacked what I was used to groping in the bathroom with interest and calling chish. In his place, they had something else - quite different in appearance, touch and ... no, nonsense, of course, not in taste. We were children. My first real love was the math teacher in the third grade - my friend Karadzhova, who was slapping her neck so hard that one couldn't help but love her. She may have contributed to some of the "special interests" that will be discussed later, or she may not. I don't know. However, I cried with tears when she was replaced by Comrade Unufri L. In sixth grade, I was madly in love with the girl standing next to me in the last rank. Her name was Vanya ("sparrow"). Unfortunately, my repeated attempts to win her heart were in vain. Neither paint in the big break, nor biting, nor pulling hair helped. Once I even stuck a compass in her thigh. I was so desperate! I experienced my first unrequited love too early. My puberty finally came in seventh grade. Then my mustache began to grow and my voice began to mutate. One day, while lying on my stomach in bed, I suddenly "wrote". It was the most enjoyable urination of my life. I'm not proud of what I started doing every night when I realized that the white sticky liquid wasn't really urine. In the seventh - tenth grade I learned to drink beer and smoke cigarettes, but not to have sex. However, I insisted that I had at least 12 pieces behind me. After all, I was a rapper, and the gangsters with whom I left the "E" class did not swim with the "bitches" at all. My first employer was Nadezhda ("sparrow"). I started my career at the end of the tenth grade. After three months of hard work, there was no serious result and I was fired due to lack of experience. Then I was hired by Maria ("dove"). In one year we had sex only once - on the stairs in front of a block, but alcohol and lack of experience spoke for themselves. I was fired for still insufficient qualifications. I then left due to non-compliance with the employment contract. Then I was hired by Polina ("dove"), she was a great employer, but after our prom, things went so well that I had to leave.

My career continued as a student, when I was hired by my next employer, Didi. The six months of work experience in her company helped me to enrich my theoretical knowledge with invaluable practical experience. I learned to work in a team, improved my communication skills, significantly increased my knowledge of foreign languages ​​and especially my oral French. I lost my job when a much more qualified staff (30-year-old gynecologist) applied for my position. My next employer was Theodora ("pheasant"). Our employment lasted 5 months and was suspended by mutual consent. I got a job with Nelina, who was ("pecas"). For a year I gained valuable experience and acquired quality skills - I learned to cook, do massages, my knowledge of French has increased many times. Fierce competition in the labor market has once again caused me to lose my job. This time I was pushed on the stock exchange by a 45-year-old surgeon in Pirogov. Education: I have graduated with honors from the following courses: Cultivation of male sexual energy through DAO, Mastery of tantric sex, Acupressure of erotic massage, Sexual Gung Fu - nine ways to delay the male orgasm and Feng Shui or the art of preparing a fragrant bath. Foreign languages: Very good French, mostly oral, perfect English - mostly in a missionary position, poor knowledge of Arabic with a handful of oil on the back or pine Vaseline. Practical skills: Driver's license, heavy petting and two-hour full-body massage, reaching multiple orgasms without ejaculation, good knowledge of the erogenous zones of the female body, skillful use of lubricants. Special interests: My favorite pose is with the woman on top. I like it because of the depth of penetration. It can be done easier by setting the pace, and honestly, I like to lie on my back and watch her sweat. I love role-playing - doctor and patient, prisoner and warden. I'm not afraid of handcuffs and cream, sometimes I use dirty words.

MOTIVATION LETTER The main reason I want to work for you is that I desperately need sex. I see no reason to hide it, especially since I know how important sincerity is to you and how much you hate hypocrisy, betrayal and lies. I feel we have a lot in common, because like you, I hate hypocrisy. I know that I will work in a dynamic, highly competitive environment, because you are terribly beautiful and I am ready to make every effort, to stay satisfied as long as you can. I sincerely hope that your company is experiencing a shortage of highly skilled labor or that your current employees do not deserve their jobs to get a chance to fill those gaps that they have failed to fill - both mentally and in purely physical terms. Please, when considering this application, take into account my ability to have sex without ending 7 hours and my desire to always put the female orgasm first in front of my own. I am convinced that you have never experienced something like the two-hour full-body massage, in which I am an absolute professional. I believe that you will appreciate my cooking skills, good upbringing and my gentlemanly attitude towards women, as well as the fact that I have no problems with alcohol, drugs and gambling. The very fact that you've read everything so far means that you already like my sense of humor or that you find the absolute lack of humor amusing. As an added advantage, please note the following: I hate football, I'm not interested in fighting dogs. I look forward to your reply and I very much hope it will be positive. Author, Plovdiv, 2013